PRIVACY POLICY

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1. WHAT WE "COLLECT" (BUT NOT REALLY)

We use two services that might glance at your data:

• Cloudflare (Our DNS & security) – Processes visitor IPs because the internet is a warzone. See their policy.
• IPWHO.IS – Checks your country code to send you to the right Amazon store. No IPs are stored by us or them. It's like a one-night stand for data.

2. WHAT WE DON'T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT

We do not:

• Use cookies (except the edible kind)
• Run analytics (we're not that organized)
• Store personal data (we can barely remember our own passwords)

Amazon links might have affiliate tags (gotta buy more Monster Energy), but we don't track what you do there.

3. YOUR "RIGHTS" (EUROPEAN VOICE)

Under GDPR, you can:

• Request deletion of data (joke's on you, we store nothing)
• Contact us here to complain

4. CHANGES (WE'LL PROBABLY FORGET)

If we update this, we'll post it here. By using this site, you agree to this policy. Or don't. We're not your dad.